Kim Jong Un declares WW3 on all Hoots

Late Tuesday evening, Kim Jong Un had a special meeting with the United States president Donald J. Trump. In this meeting President Trump expressed his disdain with hoots and by his surprise, Un agreed. Kim Jong Un declared war upon all things hoot giving, and projected an end to all hoots by 2019. Trump had this to say, “Ya know it’s great Mr. Un and I can finally see eye to eye in order to end all illegal hoots. This will be amazing, simply amazing. Believe me.” Check back to for any updates surrounding the Hoot v. Hootless war.

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